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Yeah. So, like... when something bothers me I'll most likely put it here. If you disagree with me, that's cool. Just drop me a line. I'll do my best to respond, and intelligent discussions are very welcome. However, I will not respond if it's obvious that you're trolling or flaming.
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Sunday, December 14, 2003 -- 06:02 p.m.
"They got Saddam!"
And I don't really care, either. In fact, I'm sick of people bringing it up. I logged on about half an hour to 45 minutes ago, and since then three people have told me the "amazing" news that Mr. Tyrranical Bastard himself was found in a fucking hole in the ground, dishevelled and disoriented. Whoop-de-fucking-do. I found out this morning on my visit to CNN.com, and all the time I've been online today everyone's like OMG WE FOUND SADDAM! like it's breaking news.
I don't feel like going on and writing a long rant, so let me get to the point. Basically, please shut the fuck up. We found him, so let's just kill the fucker and move on, ok?
Saturday, December 13, 2003 -- 05:34 p.m.
"Great plans?"
I think I finally have a good direction for my graphic novel/short story collection.
Basically, it's through the eyes of a wizard's slave, who stumbles upon a secret room in her master's castle. From there, she meets a dragon and sets it free... and now that the dragon has a life-debt to the slave, they travel together.. Not sure where to go from there, but hey. Sounds good so far right? ^^;
Wednesday, December 10, 2003 -- 012:21 a.m.
"Just when you thought it was safe..."
...looks like we've got even more stupidity abound.
I can not tolerate shit like this any more. Some shithead asked for critique so I gave it (a bit harshly), and then he started whining about how "unique" it is to completely leave out arms and legs and how he's not going to change because he likes that style and whoop-de-fucking-do he should get a medal for being so god damn lazy.
Does it ever occur to these people that maybe I know what I'm talking about? Megatokyo forum bullshit
Monday, December 8, 2003 -- 04:30 p.m.
"TYPE. FUCKING. ENGLISH. :|"
I recently put the following paragraph in my Furcadia description:
Furres who constantly type "ur" or "y" should be shot. There's a big difference between using "lol" or "stfu" (which are acronyms) and just being lazy. Please use good grammar. :|
Now, wouldn't one normally think I was asking lazy typers not to bother me? Wouldn't most people simply shrug and keep pressin' those arrow keys in search for another Furre to bother? Apparently this was far too difficult a concept for "Thorn K." to understand... so he tried to make me feel stupid through Furcadia whispers.
He failed.
Thorn K.: y' know sum of us folks is country and you should stop typin' yer shit bout no usein' mbad grammer cuz down in the south bad is good but yer sum tight assed suit who probably don't know that why don'tcha go back up North and get yer mama to make y' a balony smawhich
Thorn K.: *samwhich
Silverhair: ha. very funny.
Thorn K.: ya ha m' ass I really do talk like this dude
Silverhair: o-o so if I'm from the north, where are you from?
Thorn K.: I'm a good old southerner
Thorn K.: i dun insult m' language
Silverhair: heh. and whaddya know, I'm from Masachusetts after all.
Silverhair: but the thing is, I don't care and it hurts my internet-ears.
Thorn K.: yeah and that's far enough fuckin' north to be ona y'all suits.Tight ass
Silverhair: I don't understand this "tight ass" you're talking about.
Silverhair: In fact, I don't think I understand ANYTHING you're saying.
Thorn K.: Well I'll explain in northerner language Suits is tight on yer skin and a suit is a proper person like some engliner so when i call you a tight ass suit then Then i'm insulting the way you act compared to the way I act like you did me
Silverhair: yeah, ok. Thanks for judging me before you get to know me.
Thorn K.: same here
Silverhair: And who started this conversation?
Silverhair: I didn't insult anyone.
Thorn K.: your desc. insulted my language
Silverhair: no, I told lazy typers to stop bothering me.
Thorn K.: and yes m'lady I can speak suit as much as I can speak hick I am extremely bright
Silverhair: i'm sure you are, but on the internet, good grammar is often a sign of intelligence. People are more apt to listen to you.
Silverhair: I'm not talking accents IRL or any of that shit. I'm talking about proper, book english.
Silverhair: Generally, that HAS no accent. As should the internet.
Thorn K.: Y' need t' forget friggin people as long as you got friends that'll understand ya then the rest of humanity can suck my ass
(WHAT did he just say? o-o;)
Silverhair: then fuck off, because I don't care either.
Silverhair: god, you don't write your essays in school like this, do you?
Thorn K.: yup an' guess what m' ass gets hundreds
Silverhair: I'll bet. In that case, the people in the south must be pretty stupid. :
Silverhair: if you call this proper english.... you need to read someething other than Mark Twain's novels.
Thorn K.: man that's fuckin' shit.Y' talk 'bout me callin' you a suit as judgin' yer a fuckin' stereotype
Silverhair: a taste of your own medicine.
Silverhair: you don't like it? I don't either.
Thorn K.: fuck mark twain never read ona his damn books he can go lick a dick
Silverhair: I'll be just as nasty to you as you are to me.
Silverhair: HAHAHAHA.
Silverhair: well, what DO you read then?
Thorn K.: never fuckin' said I didn't like it misse so you can go suck yer daddy's pussy for all the shits i give
(looks like they don't teach proper anatomy in the South either. :| )
Silverhair: right then. fuck off and get off my internet.
Thorn K.: cuz listen muther fucker I've given bigger shits
Silverhair: fuck off and get off my internet.
Thorn K.: yer fuckin internet explain wigger
Silverhair: "wigger". what the fuck is that.
Silverhair: it's my internet because it's my connection.
Silverhair: I control the horizontal and the vertical.
Silverhair: so get off my fucking internet.
Thorn K.: y' don't know south a nigger is a black person so a wigger is what...duh a white version of a nigger dumbass cock licker
Silverhair: I guess it must be a southerner term. now get off my internet.
Thorn K.: I'd be glad to as soon as you sytop suckin' my dick bitch
Silverhair: goodbye, wanker.
When will they learn that they just can't win?
Sunday, November 30, 2003 -- 11:12 a.m.
"Stupidity will cause human extinction"
Pieced together from forum PM logs (megatokyo forums). My name there is Ashendragon. I seem to have not saved two of my responses, but they probably weren't very important.
I tried to be kind to this guy, but I just couldn't take it at the end. :
Tyrone: so what do you draw ?
Ashendragon: I draw realistically, with a slight touch of anime. I mainly draw "furries", or animals that look and talk like people, but since most people don't like that kind of art, I also enjoy drawing dragons and birds. I can do pretty much everything though, and I can change styles if desired. Why?
Tyrone: just wonderin. so you draw dragons do you like dragons as well ? for me i love dragons.
(I did not respond.)
Tyrone: hey you quite talkin to me. hey sorry about the first pm that i sent you forgive me please?
Ashendragon: I dunno. It's cool to talk to people, but sometimes I just don't have any good reason to talk to them... my life mainly centers around art and helping people draw. So you like dragons.. so do I. I get a lot of messages from people wanting to be my friend, and it does get rather tiresome having to sort through a bunch of people just to find one good, interesting person to talk to.
Maybe if you tell me more about yourself I would be more inclined to have a discussion.
Tyrone: why not ?
(I did not need to respond, he sent something a few seconds later.)
Tyrone: i mean why do you not have much to say?
Ashendragon: Eh.... sorry man, but I just don't seem to have anything in common yet... maybe your opinions and beliefs?
Tyrone: okay .well im adhd , im vary idealistic i builb custom bikes the last one that i did looked like a dragon, i colect every thing i draw some anime i m a softmore at chariles page high shool,im a 17 year old male. i've been suasidle at one point in time. is this enough or should i go on?
(urg... I seem to have lost my response.)
Tyrone: worng we have one thing . we both like dragons. some things that i forgot t say .i lesson to people if they need someone to talk to and then if theres any thing that i can do to help ill try to help. so what do you wont to know about my opinions and beliefs over what?maybe we will have some of the same tasts in music?
(lost my response.)
Tyrone: what would you rank guns and roses or arrow smith? and do you like classical music/ tell me some think about you.
(i had logged off so he sent this:)
Tyrone: if you wont to get to know someone your going to have to tell alittle bit about your self as well then you find something that you have incomin. but if you dont have anything incomin then you both try something new. but if you dont let people get to know you then you really dont have any friends and i hate to see people like that. i try to make as many friends as i can.and i would like to get to know you better than what a do. so if you wont to talk heres my email address. (tyler_rardin@yahoo.com).
(Everybody, sign him up for gay porn! XD)
Ashendragon: mm, I don't listen to guns and roses, but I do like a few songs by Aerosmith. Classical music is ok, but I prefer guitars and stuff.
Ok basically... as i said i'm 18. Gonna be 19 next month. I live in Masachusetts. I don't worship God but I believe He exists. I'm very upset with the current state of the US government and the "war on terrorism".
Do you have any pets?
Tyrone: ya i have one dog ,one red fox, and one igona. i did have two igonas but the oldest one broke her should and i did have a white rabbit but it died of old age. one question for you . are you a guy or girl?
Ashendragon: .....Visit my site ( http://ashieneko.f2o.org/ ) to find out all you need to know about me.
Tyrone: talk to you in two days.bye
Ashendragon: ok, music. (btw, I'm 18 years old.)
I like a lot of older music. A lot from the 80's, some from the 60's and 70's. I don't like a lot of the music today or in the late 90's. Depeche Mode and Metallica are my favorite bands, with Marilyn Manson as a close third.
for opinions... I don't know, maybe religion. Politics. Somethine we could have an intelligent conversation over...
Tyrone: hey we have nore in comin then you think. we both like dragons, we both have an opinoin about everything and we both come here.
Ashendragon: ...:| That's still not a reason to talk. You haven't told me any of your opinions... and I don't think I want to hear them, because frankly, you annoy me.
Why did you choose to IM me, out of all the thousands of people in this forum? There are so many other people who have more in common with you than me.
Just because I like dragons is not good basis for friendship. We have to have more in common than that, if you want to talk...
So.... keep messaging me if you want, but I might not respond.
Tyrone: ok i think that polatick are assholes, idont think that god ireal i think that hes someone idea of a joke.
Ashendragon: Maybe I need to be more direct.
1) Type fucking english. I know what you said, but i'm more inclined to listen to you if I don't have to deal with typos and bad grammar/punctuation.
2) I said I didn't want to talk to you. I gave you a chance. Now stop messaging me. This is the last response you will get from me.
And then he tried to lower my user-rating. Oooh, insulting. *rolleyes*
Friday, November 28, 2003 -- 02:05 p.m.
"Furcadia Clients?"
If you know where I can get a Furcadia client for Linux, give me a link. NOW. o-o
That is all.
Tuesday, November 25, 2003 -- 05:25 p.m.
"Furc horses are stupid."
I'm not kidding. The horses on Furcadia are angstier and testier than any other fucking race.
Which makes them extremely good targets.
Here's two examples, which happened within minutes of each other... (btw, this was at the Watering Hole in New Haven. They have a swear filter there. Whispers are shown in brackets [like this] )
"Brain Cell-Deficiency Equine" -- #1 beauty (blinding pink female Equine.)
#1 beauty: hi
#1 beauty: will you talk to me
#1 beauty: @$!? YOU
(You see #1 beauty.)
Hello,I Am A Burgundy And Bliss Red Colored Equine And I Can Help With Anything You Need Help WithA And I Love Making New Freinds.
Silverhair giggles at beauty.
#1 beauty: WHAT ARE YOU GIGGLING ABOUT
#1 beauty: -.-
Silverhair: heehee.
Silverhair: I'm giggling at you in general.
#1 beauty: SHUT UP
Silverhair: no.
Silverhair: I'm not the one that's yelilng.
[ Silverhair: you're showing a lot of immaturity. A lot of cussing and yelling. That's why I laugh at you. ]
[ Silverhair: what, you're not even going to fight back? :D ]
Silverhair giggles more.
#1 beauty: @$!? OFF SILVERHAIR
Silverhair: haha
Silverhair: Want to defend yourself without swearing and yelling?
Silverhair: It just makes you look stupider.
Silverhair: and entertains me quite well.
(She goes offscreen.)
Silverhair giggles cos the stupid pink horse left :D
(She comes back.)
#1 beauty: YOU ARE A FREAK
Silverhair: lol
Silverhair: THANK YOU BEAUTY OMGLOL!!!!111one
Silverhair: ASL?????!
#1 beauty: @$!? YOU
Silverhair: Can you say anyhting more that swears?
Silverhair: Or are you a bot?
#1 beauty: HA Ha
#1 beauty: :P
Silverhair: Let's see some intelligent comments out of your end.
Silverhair: or maybe you lack the brain cells to say more than a few words?
(#1 beauty walks next to me, "kicks" me by walking into me for about a minute, and leaves New Haven/Watering Hole.)
Silverhair loves teasing all these idiots....
"Emo Equine" -- P-diddy 2 (A male Equine, black with pink hair and markings.)
I used to hate Furc because of all the stupid people online... now, I take joy in insulting them to make my time on Furcadia more pleasant and making them go away. :) Saturday, November 22, 2003 -- 11:40 a.m. "I hate internet shorthand."
I don't care about people who use terms like "lol", "wtf" and "omfg". I care about the people who use "u" and "y" as words and not letters. Regularly. It hurts my internet-ears.
The difference between these two types of acronyms are simple. "wtf" is a hell of a lot shorter than "what the fuck", but "u" is only 1/3 of a very short, simple word.
It takes a special kind of laziness to call typing two more letters "too much effort". I mean, WTF. "c u" -- both "see" and "you" are made of letters that are right fucking next to each other. There's really no excuse.
I blame AOL -- check out their list of acronyms. Some of them are tolerable, but most are stupid and I've never, ever seen them used (possibly with good reason). If someone used them I wouldn't know what the fuck they meant.
Yes, on chatrooms you may not have the time to type everything out if you're slow. But if it's a one-on-one conversation, I don't give a fuck how long it takes as long as you type proper fucking english most of the time. On e-mails, websites and forum posts there is really no excuse. You have an unlimited amount of time to make yourself look intelligent, so why not use it?
So just remember: You are not being cool by misusing the english language. In fact, it pisses a lot of people off. Type correctly or get out of my fucking sight. Friday, November 21, 2003 -- 12:14 p.m. "Mrf."
I don't know about you guys, but I certainly get a lot of IMs, forum PMs and Furcadia whispers from people who have nothing better to do than want to be my friend.
Now, this is cool and all. I love talking to people. My life actually centers around instant messaging, forums and IRC. But I absolutely can't stand it when random idiots walk up to me on Furcadia or send me an email or forum/instant message and say something like:
(Disclaimer: Message may not nessecarily be in internet shorthand, l33t or idiotspeak.)
I have to deal with this crap at least once a week... and I really don't enjoy it. I hate having to filter through 20 idiots a day (especially on Furcadia), only to find that .01% of them are marginally tolerable.
These people seem completely incapable of getting friends in real life... I'm pretty sure there's a good reason -- they're annoying, whiny little fucks that no one wants to be around.
So here's a message for those people:
GET A FUCKING LIFE. Thank you.
Oh, and by the way. This'll be touched at another time, but: When you write me a message, USE PROPER FUCKING ENGLISH. A lot of the time, the way you type is what I percieve as your intelligence, and generally, I'm more inclined to talk to someone who doesn't use "u" as a word.
P-diddy 2 sighs
(You see P-diddy 2.)
likes sports,girls [Proudly adopted by a mother named Xxcrimson bloodxX and two sisters, stormy and snow} HAS A GIRLFRIEND NAMED PINK MOON AND WOULD DIE FOR HER AND WOULD BE A BIG PATCH OF UNOTICABLE AIR WITHOUT HER!!!
(P-diddy 2 leaves the screen, and stays out.)
Silverhair notes that a lot of the horses on furc seem to be 11-14 year old girls with social problems. And are easy insult targets.
{A small pause.)
[ P-diddy 2: you busy be cause I know you don't like to get inturupted??? ]
[ Silverhair: no, not busy. why? ]
[ P-diddy 2: ok,good ]
[ Silverhair: what do you need to talk about then? O.o; ]
[ P-diddy 2: wanna go on a roaller coaster ride ]
[ Silverhair: nah, no thank you. ]
[ P-diddy 2: I'm afraid to go on by my self :( :( :( ]
[ Silverhair: O.o sorry. ]
[ P-diddy 2: i-i-it-ts o-okay ]
[ Silverhair: I'm sure you can find someone else to go on with. Possibly #1 Beauty? I don't know if she's still around now, but she's also a horse... ]
(Thought: "what a great loser Equine couple. XD")
[ P-diddy 2: I'm not just looking for a horse ]
[ Silverhair: well, what are you looking for then? ]
[ P-diddy 2: sombody,anybody but... ]
[ Silverhair: O.o; ]
[ P-diddy 2: everybody hates me ]
[ Silverhair: I'm sorry :( Why, may I ask? ]
[ P-diddy 2: I'm commiting suicide soon,ic ]
[ P-diddy 2: -.- -.- -.- ]
[ Silverhair: ....: Sorry, but I don't like people who ask for pity. IC or not, it's rather annoying. I suggest you quit the pathetic emo kid stuff while you're ahead. that could be why people don't like you. ]
[ P-diddy 2: shouldn't of said anything ]
[ P-diddy 2: I'm not trying to ]
(I ignored that last whisper, and he whispered me again a few minutes later.)
[ P-diddy 2: sorry I asked you to go on the roaler coaster with me ]
[ Silverhair: it's ok. >.o not a problem. I just didn't wanna go. ]
[ P-diddy 2: you seemed nice ]
[ Silverhair: I am, but I dont do pity. ]
[ P-diddy 2: I wasn't askng for any ]
[ Silverhair: yeah. I know. ]
[ P-diddy 2: I didn't want to sound all,feel sorry for me! ]
[ Silverhair: eh, it's ok. you're actually annoying me now, so please stop apologizing. ]
[ P-diddy 2: so... ]
[ P-diddy 2: I mean ok,bywe ]
[ Silverhair: bye. ]
[ P-diddy 2: bye* ]
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